frlcker:

do u ever forget to sleep or eat or drink water or something and ur like “oh shit yeah I need that to live”

(Source: studip, via officialwhitegirls)

01.Aug.14 51 minutes ago

there are two types of people in this world

-the type that would respond to “hey now” with “hey now, hey now, this is what dreaaaams are made of”

and

-the type that would respond to “hey now” with “hey now, you’re an all star, get your game on, go play!”

01.Aug.14 3 hours ago
01.Aug.14 15 hours ago

lilbitch2006:

u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better

(Source: thhot, via trust)

01.Aug.14 16 hours ago
  • me: watching tv show
  • me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
  • me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat
01.Aug.14 16 hours ago

clashboarding:

when everyone u know is invited to something except for u

image

(Source: milfdud, via crappybird)

01.Aug.14 16 hours ago

lindsaylohoean:

my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”

image

(Source: lindsaylohoean, via guy)

01.Aug.14 16 hours ago

wavecapwarfare:

y’all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually

(Source: cyberlocc, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

01.Aug.14 16 hours ago

bckys:

when u want to be friends with someone but you have no idea how to start a friendship with them and you’re just kinda like 

image

(Source: groohts, via trust)

01.Aug.14 16 hours ago

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

(Source: 6yr, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

01.Aug.14 16 hours ago

encephalopathy:

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

(Source: franklotions, via orgasm)

01.Aug.14 16 hours ago